The Girl Of A Thousand Faces
- batman:i just met you
- batman:and this crazy
- batman:im bruceman, i mean batwayne.
- batman:fuck can I start over?
when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy
If you thought baby names in 2011 were something to complain about, wait until you see what the future holds.
Would defo name my child Polyethylene.
Also Rupert is a genuinely brilliant name.
Daughter “MuuuuUuUuUMMmMmM!”
Mother: ” What now, Grandma?”
Daughter: “I don’t like my name” *starts to cry*
Mother: “Don’t worry, dear, you’ll grow into it”
AIIIIIEEEEE?!
au where kurt and blaine kiss



